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An extremely large baboon has been seen on a handful of instances hovering over Hal H Clark County in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An alien tourist from deep space can be noticed repeatedly smoking a cigar mid stream in Alexauken Creek.
A sizeable chilling monster has every now and then been spotted trimming bushes in the front yard of a building in Stockton.
A gigantic mountain goat is now and then spotted fly fishing from the water's edge of Aquetong Lake very late at night.
The ghost of a pregnant lady may every so often be seen by a person canoeing in a river near Stockton.
Ludwig van Beethoven was noticed laundering a blood-covered pillow in Aquetong Spring before dawn.
An extraterrestrial from the cosmos appeared looking up on Belle Mountain.
The spirit of a youthful gentleman having on a jacket was distinguished in Bulls Island State Park at night hauling a dead body through some bushes. Shocked by the witnesses
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the ghost fled into the darkness.
The alien captain of a UFO became visible gazing at the water by Lumberville Dam before sunrise.
A space alien from Venus was witnessed having a seat in an armchair in a building in Stockton.
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Ghost Sightings From Stockton
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Ghost Sightings From Stockton
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
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