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A huge pig was perceived showing up in a mirror.
A headless guy came into view before dawn rushing after a passing VW on a shadowy highway in the vicinity of Stewartsville. Additional reports of this ghost have been conveyed. Regardless of what folks say, this is a horrible ghost that should be left alone.
The ghost of a surgeon with a blood-splattered uniform was made out on the peak of Marble Mountain very late at night glancing at the vista. This spirit is fantastically active in this vicinity; there have been one or two additional sightings of this precise spirit.
The phantom of a man hauling a blood-covered sword was distinguished by Buckhorn Creek crying out names. This is one of those ghosts that is observed very often in the neighborhood.
The alien mechanic of a UFO has regularly been observed picking flowers in the garden of a residence in Stewartsville.
A gigantic dog is frequently seen staring furiously at the eye witness
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in Walter Park late at night.
A colossal warthog has purportedly been observed on many instances in Hermit Hollow at night shouting at the bystander to leave.
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Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
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