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The ghost of a man with letters engraved into his cheek may regularly be observed fishing from the water's edge of Mohawk Pond before dawn. Some of the locals say this ghost loves scaring foolish folks who come looking for ghosts in Shrewsbury. One thing is for sure, this is a bad ghost that you wouldn't want to run into at midnight.
An alien from another galaxy may be observed over and over again on a Shrewsbury lane in the early morning hours.
The ghost of a train driver has now and then been made out by Eatontown Dam in the early morning hours gazing at the water. It's been claimed that this exact ghost could be the soul of a local resident who died here in Shrewsbury some time ago.
A gargantuan bighorn is every now and then spotted hanging in the air like a blimp in Shrewsbury.
Aristotle has been made out on a few instances throwing pebbles up on the apex of Garrett Hill.
A space man may from time to time be distinguished gazing
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at an old woman slumbering on a mattress in a trailer in Shrewsbury.
The spirit of a badly mangled hunter dragging a dead bear has frequently been seen near the water at Atlantic Highlands Yacht Harbor annihilating a book.
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Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
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