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These are some lies we made up about Sea Girt.
An ET from Jupiter is regularly seen by Cooks Creek facing the eye witness.
A gigantic ocelot has been perceived on a handful of instances gazing wrathfully at the observer beneath a streetlamp in Sea Girt.
A Triceratops can regularly be seen screaming at the witness to leave down near the water at Bass Point.
The ghost of a jet pilot has every so often been spotted by the waterfront at Alberta Lake hurling chunks of concrete. One of the people who live here decisively says that this ghost is perhaps the tormented ghost of a local person who used to dwell here in Sea Girt. In any event, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that is better not disturbed.
The scary ghost of a conquistador is every so often distinguished by Beaverdam Creek scooping out a crack.
An extremely large zebu may every now and then be perceived at Nejecho Beach on a dark night looking at the waves down at the water.
A menacing skeleton is regularly observed strolling from building to building in the early morning hours before sunrise on a Sea Girt avenue.
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Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
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