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These are some lies we made up about Roselle.
An extraterrestrial traveler from space is once in a while noticed strolling from flat to flat at night on a Roselle residential road.
A space alien from Jupiter is rumored to have been spotted on several occasions at Bloodgoods Pond Dam at night taking pleasure in the landscape.
A space man from another galaxy may once in a while be spotted cleaning a blood-covered scarf in Maple Falls in the early morning hours.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an alien spacecraft was spotted on the pinnacle of Nook Hill on a dark night observing the surroundings.
An extremely large whale showed up reasoning by Hawk Hill.
An martian traveler from the cosmos was made out hauling a dead body from the freezing water of Beech Brook in the early morning hours.
An enormous ox materialized down beside the water at Tufts Point looking frightening.
A space invader from Jupiter was perceived crawling out of Island of Meadows covered in dirty
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water after midnight.
A space invader from another planet was noticed in a plastic boat on Echo Lake gazing angrily at the onlooker.
A giant zebra has repeatedly been witnessed going through the fridge in the kitchen of a Roselle residence on a dark night.
A lady with larvae crawling out of her nose is regularly observed hiding
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a corpse by a sizeable rock in Ash Brook Swamp Reservation in the early morning hours.
An enormous koodoo has been noticed on a few instances having a seat at the dining table in a Roselle trailer.
The extraterrestrial captain of an alien spacecraft may often be perceived looking at folks in a Roselle home through a keyhole.
A space alien from planet Jupiter may be witnessed time and again in a wild neighborhood next to Roselle.
Genghis Khan has sometimes been made out waving to cars beside a gloomy highway in the neighborhood of Roselle.
The ghost of a lady with a switchblade in her head is once in a while perceived in Anthony Wayne Recreation Area right by the park headquarters smoking a pipe.
A space alien from space has purportedly been witnessed on one or two instances chatting into the air outside the entrance to Delaware National Scenic River.
The martian crew member of an unidentified flying object may sometimes be observed dispatching a packet at a Roselle post office.
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ghost of a shackled up lady has frequently been spotted swallowing regular unleaded from a fuel pump at a refueling station in Roselle.
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Ghost Sightings From Roselle
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Ghost Sightings From Roselle
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
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