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These are some lies we made up about Rocky Hill.
One of the three Little Pigs has sometimes been seen thinking by Back Brook.
A female with the head of a demon is once in a while witnessed at a coin operated phone in Rocky Hill talking on the phone.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has been said to have been perceived on many instances dragging a corpse across the ground in Autumn Hill Park in the early morning hours.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another planet can now and then be distinguished by Carnegie Lake Dam on a dark night gazing at the water.
An alien from planet Pluto is frequently spotted pacing through a Rocky Hill neighborhood graveyard.
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Ghost Sightings From Rocky Hill
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Ghost Sightings From Rocky Hill
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
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