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Riverside, New Jersey Lies | |
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These are some lies we made up about Riverside.
An enormous platypus is every so often seen having a piece of bread in a boat on Holiday Lake.
An alien explorer from the cosmos has allegedly been observed on frequent instances down next to the water at Diehl Point smoking a cigar.
A space alien from Saturn can sometimes be witnessed speaking into the thin air in Mud Island Shoal around midnight.
Cinderella has repeatedly been perceived pacing through a residence in close proximity to Riverside.
A space man from outer space is often spotted grasping a skull at Strawbridge Lake Upper Dam very late at night.
The extraterrestrial commander of a UFO has purportedly been observed on several instances crying by Haulover Creek.
A gargantuan lion may often be made out in John F Kennedy Park at night covering a dead body by a big rock.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another planet may be noticed very often at a public phone in Riverside making a phone call.
The ghost
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of a young female with a rope around her neck has once in a while been distinguished watching the view from the summit of Laurel Hill after midnight. No matter what, it's a creepy ghost that is rather not disturbed.
A huge donkey is occasionally seen reasoning in Assiscunk Creek.
The Mothman is rumored to have been noticed on a handful
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of instances climbing a tree in Fountain Woods at the stroke of midnight.
A space man from Pluto was witnessed wandering through a Riverside area churchyard.
A colossal seal became visible spending time in an abandoned manor in Riverside.
A space alien from another world was noticed being carried by a bike on a shady highway in the vicinity of Riverside.
A fantastically terrifying ghost was observed in a Riverside residence. This is one of those ghosts that is noticed over and over again in close proximity. It has been alleged that this specific spirit is in all probability the tormented spirit of a local who used to reside here in Riverside.
A big menacing giant was made out in Delaware National Scenic River quite near the park headquarters burrowing a hollow.
The spirit of an aged gold digger with a sizeable beard and a wooden left leg has often been noticed coming into sight in a closet mirror. Whatever people say, it is certainly a bloodcurdling ghost that you do not want to run into in the
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early morning hours before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Riverside
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Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
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