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These are some lies we made up about Rio Grande.
A huge musk-ox was seen in a plastic boat on Kay Pond reading a book.
The ghost of a flight attendant was observed trying to locate a person in Aaron Denny Creek. The phantom did not seem to be bothered by the onlookers. Regardless of what folks exclaim, it sure is a terrifying spirit that you don't want to encounter very late at night.
Ludwig van Beethoven has frequently been spotted gazing at people in a Rio Grande house through a keyhole.
A colossal burro is frequently observed in a wild location near Rio Grande.
The spirit of an old cleaning lady may repeatedly be observed by Cape Island Marina after midnight gazing at the water. One thing's for guaranteed, this ghost indisputably is menacing; one that any sensible person wouldn't wish to encounter.
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Ghost Sightings From Rio Grande
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Ghost Sightings From Rio Grande
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
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