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These are some lies we made up about Ringwood.
An alien from planet Saturn was perceived in Longpond Ironworks State Park very late at night reading a tabloid.
An enormous fawn was perceived looking for someone on the apex of one of the heights in the Ramapo Mountains after midnight.
The ghost of a man carrying a sword is repeatedly spotted staring at the water by Bear Swamp Lake Dam before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial from another part of the galaxy may often be spotted howling on the shore of Bear Swamp Lake.
A space invader can be witnessed over and over again in the middle of Acid Brook struggling to express something.
A big frightening beast has occasionally been perceived by the water at North Cape trying to touch something.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another part of the galaxy is from time to time witnessed taking a rest at a coffee table in a Ringwood trailer twinkling a light.
The ghost of a female having numbers carved into her back may sometimes be made
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out pacing through a home in Ringwood. Based on what the locals argue, this ghost can be the soul of a resident who died here in Ringwood long ago. No matter what folks exclaim, this ghost sure is frightening; one that any sane person would not want to come across.
An extraterrestrial from space has repeatedly been observed by Bear Swamp shuffling
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orbs around.
A huge gopher is frequently noticed staring across The Bowl very late at night.
The martian crew member of a UFO has supposedly been distinguished on a few occasions appearing terrifying surrounded by the shrubs of Abram S Hewitt State Forest.
Ludwig van Beethoven may frequently be witnessed riding on a stallion down a highway next to Ringwood.
The phantom of a lady with a knife in her heart may be distinguished time and again on the pinnacle of Bald Mountain late in the night studying the vista. One thing is for guaranteed, this is an intimidating ghost that should be shunned.
A very large burro is every now and then noticed studying Middle Valley in detail at midnight.
A massive hyena is known to have been witnessed on a few occasions at a pay phone in Ringwood talking on the telephone.
A colossal horse was noticed stacking bricks by the side of a secluded highway near Ringwood before dawn.
An ET from planet Jupiter emerged hanging out in an uninhabited home in Ringwood.
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Pied Piper became visible looking for a box by Anthony Wayne Recreation Area.
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Ghost Sightings From Ringwood
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Ghost Sightings From Ringwood
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
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