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A huge mouse is rumored to have been witnessed on many occasions in a house near Quinton.
The alien mechanic of an unidentified flying object may regularly be perceived hunting with a spear in Muttontown Woods late at night.
An alien from planet Jupiter has sometimes been made out at Alloway Lake Dam on a dark night attempting to state something.
The ghost of a gentleman holding a blood-splattered axe is occasionally witnessed searching for a hat beside a parked Chevy in a Quinton parking lot in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A space man from another part of the galaxy may every so often be seen contemplating up on the peak of Big Mannington Hill.
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Ghost Sightings From Quinton
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Ghost Sightings From Quinton
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Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
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