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A space invader from outer space was spotted yelling names of people in Bowkers Run.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead was noticed after midnight hovering over Basket Flat. The ghost acknowledged the presence of the viewer. One thing is for guaranteed, it is certainly a terrifying ghost that you do not want to run into at night.
An alien has regularly been seen in Edward G Bevan Fish and Wildlife Management Area around midnight facing the onlooker.
The ghost of a gentleman having on army attire is repeatedly noticed gazing down into the water at East Point after midnight. Several of the locals claim this ghost may be a celebrated yesteryear dweller of Port Norris. Nevertheless, this is an intimidating ghost that any sane person wouldn't want to come across.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an alien spaceship is known to have been noticed on a few instances by Beaver Dam at the stroke of midnight looking at the water.
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Ghost Sightings From Port Norris
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
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