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The ghost of a young-looking woman wearing a bloody dress is rumored to have been perceived on several occasions glancing at the panorama from the top of Baldpate Mountain at night. One of the people who live here steadfastly claims that this ghost enjoys terrifying people who come trying to locate ghosts in Port Murray. Regardless of what, it's a creepy ghost that you wouldn't want to encounter very late at night.
A beheaded lady may frequently be made out at Camp Beisler Dam on a dark night looking at the surroundings. Several of the folks who live here allege this ghost may very well be a well-known old days inhabitant of Port Murray. Whatever folks state, it without a doubt is a frightening ghost that any sensible person would not want to meet.
An extraterrestrial from planet Venus can be made out over and over again relaxing at the kitchen counter in a Port Murray apartment.
One of the three Little Pigs is occasionally perceived floating
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along on Alpaugh Brook in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A space invader from another planet is known to have been perceived on numerous occasions in Ken Lockwood Gorge Wildlife Management Area at the stroke of midnight dragging a body over rocks.
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Ghost Sightings From Port Murray
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Ghost Sightings From Port Murray
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
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