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These are some lies we made up about Palisades Park.
The Wizard of Oz emerged chucking boulders in Amman Park late in the night.
An alien from planet Pluto came into view peeking through home windows in Palisades Park before dawn.
A woman with a blue-green face was noticed watching shows in a Palisades Park living room at the stroke of midnight. The arrival of the observer terrified the ghost who then faded away.
A massive prairie dog was perceived at Hazard Beach going for a midnight swim.
A space man from another planet has often been perceived at Englewood Boat Basin on a dark night enjoying the landscape.
Genghis Khan is known to have been observed on a handful of instances down near the water at Days Point gobbling a steak.
A guy having a machete in his head may repeatedly be spotted bass fishing from the water's edge of Hackensack Reservoir Number One late in the night.
An extraterrestrial has every so often been distinguished in Schmidts Woods at midnight
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gathering firewood.
The ghost of a delivery man is once in a while observed up on Kings Bluff carrying a human headbone. One thing's for certain, it's undoubtedly a chilling ghost that any sound person wouldn't want to run into.
The martian navigator of an alien spacecraft is known to have been spotted on a small number of instances on
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a Palisades Park residential street at night.
A giant addax may sometimes be witnessed late at night scrambling out of Eight Day Swamp covered in mud.
An ET from planet Venus has often been noticed trying to exclaim something in Heel Tap Rock late at night.
A giant eland is frequently witnessed floating down on Ackermans Creek late in the night.
A giant salamander may frequently be distinguished looking across Sunken Meadow on a dark night.
A female person can be perceived over and over again hovering in the air like a blimp in Palisades Park. Loads of residents declare this spirit is in all probability the tormented spirit of a local resident who used to have a house here in Palisades Park.
A space alien from another planet has occasionally been seen staring at an old man slumbering in a bed in an apartment in Palisades Park.
A large scary monster has been said to have been witnessed on a few occasions appearing frightening in Anthony Wayne Recreation Area near the ranger station.
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extraterrestrial commander of an alien spacecraft can every now and then be spotted in a restaurant in the Palisades Park vicinity.
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Ghost Sightings From Palisades Park
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Ghost Sightings From Palisades Park
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
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