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These are some lies we made up about Orange.
A space man from planet Mars became visible staring at a lady slumbering on the floor in a home in Orange.
A gargantuan doe was distinguished on the shore of Verona Lake appearing creepy.
The ghost of a chained up guy came into sight up on Mayapple Hill staring furiously at the observer. Frightened by the bystanders the ghost faded away into the dark.
An enormous elk was made out by Campbells Pond Dam at the stroke of midnight staring at the water.
The spirit of a hobo was distinguished in a clothing store in the Orange neighborhood. When distinguished the ghost came near the onlooker who then escaped.
The phantom of an old witch has frequently been noticed hollowing out an outlet next to Maple Falls after midnight.
The Mothman is often noticed by Hawk Hill obliterating a photo.
An extremely large fawn is rumored to have been witnessed on a handful of instances in Alonzo F Bonsal Wildlife Preserve on a dark night trying to find a bag.
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massive basilisk may be distinguished very frequently mid stream in Bear Brook gobbling a sandwich.
A woman's body having a skunk's head is every so often witnessed smoking a cigar by Long Meadow. Some of the folks who live here say this phantom is almost certainly the stressed phantom of a local who used to reside here in Orange.
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alien from deep space has purportedly been made out on several instances trying on a hat in an Orange apartment.
The alien captain of an alien spaceship can sometimes be noticed climbing up from a manhole on an Orange avenue late at night.
A big menacing monster has frequently been distinguished snooping in mailboxes in the early morning hours before sunrise in Orange.
A gigantic springbok is repeatedly observed playing a song on a xylophone in an Orange mobile home.
An alien explorer from another world has supposedly been observed on a small number of instances in an Orange secondary school late in the night wandering the corridors.
A space invader from planet Venus can repeatedly be perceived in a mirror in an Orange home; the ghost was exclusively noticeable in the mirror.
An alien from the cosmos has occasionally been seen pondering in Anthony Wayne Recreation Area near the park headquarters.
A fairly decomposed human dead body is once in a while witnessed rearranging orbs around in Delaware
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National Scenic River by the ranger station. According to the local residents, this ghost is the struggling soul of a long dead Orange person who lived here.
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Ghost Sightings From Orange
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Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
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