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These are some lies we made up about Oak Ridge.
The ghost of a pregnant woman was made out in the rear seat of a pickup by the driver observing the phantom in her rear view mirror before dawn. The spirit acknowledged the presence of the observer. Several of the people here claim this ghost is probably the stressed ghost of a local person who used to dwell here in Oak Ridge.
A gargantuan prairie dog emerged pulling up weeds in the front garden of a home in Oak Ridge.
The extraterrestrial captain of an alien spaceship was made out on the pinnacle of Bowling Green Mountain in the early morning hours before sunrise gazing at the sight.
An alien from Jupiter came into view in Edison Acres Park at night shining a lamp.
A space alien from space was noticed in Union Valley at the stroke of midnight startling folks.
The ghost of a young-looking man dressed in a coat was witnessed at Cannistear Reservoir Dam Number One before dawn moving orbs around. The ghost was consumed by the air after
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being noticed.
The extraterrestrial navigator of a flying saucer has repeatedly been witnessed tossing pieces of wood into Lake Acquackanonk before sunrise.
A headless gentleman is repeatedly witnessed in Pine Swamp at midnight trying to hide a body. In any event, this ghost unquestionably is menacing; one that any commonsensical person
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wouldn't want to run into.
The ghost of a physician with a bloody uniform has been made out on a handful of instances by an old woman fishing by a lake near Oak Ridge. It's been argued that this exact ghost is the stressed soul of an old Oak Ridge local.
A lady with her head and left arm and left leg chopped off may frequently be distinguished throwing stones into the flowing water at Beaver Brook at night. According to what the people who live here argue, this ghost is that of a local resident who resided here in Oak Ridge before the present. Regardless of what, this is an unpleasant spirit that should be steered clear of.
A space invader from planet Mars can be observed time and again seated on a couch in a home in Oak Ridge.
Genghis Khan is once in a while perceived digging an opening underneath a streetlamp in Oak Ridge.
A colossal lynx may sometimes be distinguished going through a cabinet in the bathroom of an Oak Ridge trailer late in the night.
A space alien from deep space is frequently distinguished
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at the entrance to Delaware National Scenic River drinking blood from a container.
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Ghost Sightings From Oak Ridge
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Ghost Sightings From Oak Ridge
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
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