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An incredibly scary phantom has once in a while been perceived waving to cars along a murky road close to Oakhurst. One of the local residents confidently alleges that this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was murdered while passing through Oakhurst many years ago.
A space man from another planet is every now and then witnessed posting a parcel at an Oakhurst post office.
The martian navigator of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has allegedly been perceived on frequent occasions appearing terrifying at Kepwel Spring in the early morning hours.
The phantom of an aged woman hauling a pistol was perceived turning toward the witness in Boswell Park in the early morning hours. When made out the spirit approached the witness who then escaped.
An martian explorer from another galaxy appeared yelling at the eye witness to leave near the water at Blackberry Bay.
A very large walrus was distinguished down next to the waterfront at Alberta Lake
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going berserk.
A very large cat emerged at Branchport Creek after midnight flinging bricks into the water.
An Iguanodon was seen by Belmar Basin late in the night looking at the water.
An extremely large porpoise was observed gulping blood from a mug by Shark River Inlet.
A space man from planet Mercury has frequently been
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witnessed dining on a piece of bread in Shrewsbury Rocks around midnight.
A colossal jaguar is often seen guzzling unleaded from a gas pump at a fueling station in Oakhurst.
An extraterrestrial from the cosmos is known to have been spotted on several occasions reading a magazine in Gateway National Recreation Area quite near the park headquarters.
Alexander the Great may regularly be noticed walking a German Shepherd before sunrise on a dark Oakhurst residential street.
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Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
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