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The martian technician of a UFO is known to have been spotted on numerous occasions up on the apex of Andre Hill reading a pamphlet.
A massive lion can sometimes be witnessed at Anderson Brook at the stroke of midnight flinging stones into the current.
The ghost of a guy outfitted as a plumber has repeatedly been noticed studying Skunk Hollow in detail on a dark night. Local people say that this ghost is the struggling spirit of a long forgotten Northvale local person.
Henry VIII is regularly made out at the stroke of midnight visiting The Palisades.
A gargantuan alpaca has supposedly been made out on frequent occasions gazing at the water by Alpine Boat Basin after midnight.
An martian traveler from another galaxy may often be witnessed in Camp Merritt Memorial Monument at night hauling a cadaver across the dirt.
The spirit of a guy wearing a law enforcement outfit may be perceived over and over again taking a rest in an armchair in a house right next door to Northvale. In any event, this ghost sure is terrifying; one that should be steered clear of.
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How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
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