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These are some lies we made up about North Brunswick.
Plato can be perceived very often digging a nook by Beaverdam Brook.
The martian captain of an alien spacecraft has every so often been noticed looking at the vista at Davidsons Millpond Dam late in the night.
The ghost of a youthful cowboy is sometimes observed throwing bricks into Farrington Lake on a dark night.
A huge alligator has purportedly been witnessed on numerous occasions ascending out of Pigeon Swamp drenched in mud at midnight.
A Chupacabra can every so often be observed being in a deserted structure in North Brunswick.
A creepy beast is regularly perceived howling at a log in Mettlers Woods late in the night. Whichever way, it undoubtedly is a chilling ghost that should be steered clear of.
A colossal fawn can often be observed after midnight gazing across Kilmer Bowl.
A sizeable menacing monster has every now and then been witnessed in Ambrose Doty County Park very late at night seeking somebody.
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alien from planet Venus is occasionally spotted traveling on a low rider on a shady highway close to North Brunswick.
A colossal mouse has been said to have been witnessed on one or two instances in a flat in North Brunswick.
The ghost of a gold-miner was noticed in a North Brunswick mobile home. The appearance of the onlooker frightened
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the ghost who then disappeared. In any case, this ghost unquestionably is creepy; one that is preferably not disturbed.
A space invader from another part of the galaxy became visible emerging in a bathroom mirror.
The ghost of a man clad as a plumber was observed having a seat on a bench in a building close to North Brunswick. The ghost talked about avenging an assassination.
A space alien came into view reasoning right by the entrance to Delaware National Scenic River.
A lady with a partly translucent body was noticed in the backseat of a car by the driver catching a glimpse of the ghost in her rear view mirror in the early morning hours before sunrise. The observer was terrified and ran away. A number of of the people here say this ghost takes pleasure in frightening foolish folks who come searching for ghosts in North Brunswick.
An enormous gopher was seen by a guy hunting in a forest next to North Brunswick.
A very large newt has frequently been perceived taking a rest on the floor in a residence
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Ghost Sightings From North Brunswick
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Ghost Sightings From North Brunswick
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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