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The alien technician of an alien spacecraft may repeatedly be noticed resting at the dining table in a Newton mobile home trying to find a book.

An alien voyager from another solar system can be seen often being carried by a donkey down a road in the vicinity of Newton.

A moderately transparent guy clad as the skipper of a craft has occasionally been witnessed staggering through an apartment next to Newton.
    
A big scary giant is occasionally noticed staring at the water by Balesville Dam before dawn.

An alien from planet Pluto can once in a while be seen in a phone booth in Newton using the phone.

A sizeable menacing ghost was noticed yelling in a boat on Cranberry Lake. The spirit spoke of avenging a homicide.

An extraterrestrial from space became visible marching through a Newton vicinity graveyard.
 

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