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These are some lies we made up about Newton.
A space man from deep space came into sight pacing through a Newton area burial ground.
An enormous lemur was made out stacking chunks of concrete in the middle of a deserted road near Newton around midnight.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has regularly been seen spending time in an abandoned home in Newton.
An martian traveler from deep space is repeatedly noticed seeking a map at Balesville Dam very late at night.
A giant rat has been distinguished on a few instances down next to the water at Cranberry Lake swallowing orange juice.
A giant roebuck can often be made out standing by a deserted road right next door to Newton.
A large bloodcurdling beast can be made out very frequently conversing into the thin air in Cranberry State Park before sunrise.
A massive bison has now and then been noticed seeking somebody mid stream in Dry Brook.
A massive tapir is every now and then spotted crying
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down by the water at Hendershots Point.
A space man from the cosmos is known to have been made out on a few instances being carried by a Harley on a gloomy highway close to Newton.
Nicolaus Copernicus may from time to time be observed up on High Rocks trying to exclaim something.
An extraterrestrial has repeatedly been seen trying
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to capture something in Delaware National Scenic River near the park headquarters.
The alien technician of an alien spacecraft is often observed in a home in Newton.
A lady with larvae crawling out of her mouth has been observed on many instances in a Newton building. Residents say that this ghost is that of a person who had a home here in Newton long ago.
A space man from planet Neptune can regularly be observed in Lake Superior State Park quite near the park headquarters moving orbs around.
An enormous hyena may be distinguished time and again showing up in a washroom mirror.
An extraterrestrial from another galaxy is every now and then perceived late in the night sprinting after a passing Nissan on a dark road in close proximity to Newton.
The ghost of a woman with a stiletto in her back has supposedly been distinguished on one or two occasions in the rear seat of a car by the driver seeing the ghost in his rear view mirror after midnight. In any event, this is a horrible ghost that is preferably
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Ghost Sightings From Newton
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Ghost Sightings From Newton
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
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