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I went to Newark once and I saw a giant robot picking flowers by the roadside. He gave me a flower and it squirted water in my face. Turns out it was the famous Newark clown-robot I had bumped into. I thought I'd be funny and squirt some water in his face but he short-circuited and started sparking and smoking and flashing and ran amok and tore down several large buildings before getting arrested by local police. He's
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now serving time for what he did. I feel guilty because he wasn't in control of his actions he did it under the influence of squirt-water. It's
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all my fault poor robot... Submitted by A Liar Categories: roadside, face
These are some lies we made up about Newark.
The spirit of an old gold digger with a sizeable beard and a wooden right leg is every now and then seen traveling on a camel alongside a road in the neighborhood of Newark. It has been argued that this specific ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was killed while driving through Newark many years ago.
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