Newark   I went to Newark once and I saw a giant robot picking flowers by the roadside. He gave me a flower and it squirted water in my face. Turns out it was the famous Newark clown-robot I had bumped into. I thought I'd be funny and squirt some water in his face but he short-circuited and started sparking and smoking and flashing and ran amok and tore down several large buildings before getting arrested by local police. He's     now serving time for what he did. I feel guilty because he wasn't in control of his actions he did it under the influence of squirt-water. It's all my fault poor robot... Submitted by A Liar       Categories: roadside, face These are some lies we made up about Newark. The spirit of an old gold digger with a sizeable beard and a wooden right leg is every now and then seen traveling on a camel alongside a road in the neighborhood of Newark. It has been argued that this specific ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was killed while driving through Newark many years ago.   More Lies About Newark On The Next Page >> Ghost Sightings From Newark Submit a lie about Newark, New Jersey: Your Name: Write or Paste Input here: Upload picture:              The latest lies from around the world All towns and cities in New Jersey Fun things to do in and near Newark.   Royal Train Rides,  Amusement Park, Belleville Nationwide Bowling Centers,  Bowling, Kearny Brunswick Zone - Belleville,  Bowling, Belleville Van Houten Lanes,  Bowling, Clifton, 5 miles away Nationwide Bowling Centers,  Bowling, West Orange, 6 miles away Rack N Roll Family Fun Center,  Amusement Park, Passaic, 6 miles away Amf Wallington Lanes,  Bowling, Wallington, 6 miles away Essex Equestrian Center,  Horseback Riding, West Orange, 6 miles away Knights of Columbus Bowling,  Bowling, Bayonne, 6 miles away Garden Palace,  Bowling, Clifton, 6 miles away Other untruthful towns near Newark, New Jersey: Belleville, New Jersey, 1 miles away Harrison, New Jersey, 2 miles away Bloomfield, New Jersey, 3 miles away East Orange, New Jersey, 3 miles away North Arlington, New Jersey, 3 miles away Nutley, New Jersey, 3 miles away Glen Ridge, New Jersey, 3 miles away Kearny, New Jersey, 3 miles away Lyndhurst, New Jersey, 4 miles away Montclair, New Jersey, 4 miles away Ghost Sightings From Newark