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  I went to Newark once and I saw a giant robot picking flowers by the roadside. He gave me a flower and it squirted water in my face. Turns out it was the famous Newark clown-robot I had bumped into. I thought I'd be funny and squirt some water in his face but he short-circuited and started sparking and smoking and flashing and ran amok and tore down several large buildings before getting arrested by local police.
He's now serving time for what he did. I feel guilty because he wasn't in control of his actions he did it under the influence of squirt-water. It's all my fault poor robot...
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These are some lies we made up about Newark.

A headless man was observed in a mirror in a Newark flat; the spirit was only observable in the mirror. The phantom was consumed by the night after being noticed.

A space man from outer space has frequently been witnessed in a trailer close to Newark.

The phantom of a doctor with a blood-splattered uniform is often witnessed in a Newark area clothing store, marching the aisles. No matter what people express, this is a nasty phantom that is better not disrupted.
 

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