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These are some lies we made up about Neshanic Station.
A sizeable terrifying giant has frequently been made out in Duke Island Park in the early morning hours holding a human skull.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead has purportedly been spotted on a small number of instances exploring Royce Valley in detail at midnight. A local claims that this ghost is the stressed soul of an old Neshanic Station local person.
The martian pilot of an alien spacecraft may often be noticed attempting to express something up on the pinnacle of Pheasant Hill.
The ghost of an aged man with a large gray beard can be perceived very frequently trying to snatch something at Skillman Dam after midnight.
A space alien from planet Mars has once in a while been perceived hovering next to a murky road near Neshanic Station.
A lady with a spear sticking out of her head is sometimes noticed in the middle of Back Brook shuffling orbs about. One of the people who live here steadfastly
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says that this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was killed while passing through Neshanic Station before the present.
An extremely large bighorn has purportedly been noticed on one or two occasions sending a postcard at a Neshanic Station post office.
An armor from the middle ages without a human inside may sometimes be perceived
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sipping gasoline from a gas pump at a gasoline station in Neshanic Station.
An alien from another solar system has often been made out walking a Saint Bernard in the early morning hours before sunrise on a murky Neshanic Station residential road.
A huge bull is known to have been noticed on many occasions peeking through trailer windows in Neshanic Station late in the night.
A somewhat see-through guy clad as the skipper of a boat may be witnessed over and over again stacking pebbles in Delaware National Scenic River right by the park headquarters.
Ludwig van Beethoven has sometimes been distinguished in Delaware Water Gap National Recreation Area at the park headquarters destroying a shoe.
A big terrifying ghost is now and then noticed watching television in a Neshanic Station living room at midnight. Either way, it in all certainty is a frightening ghost that you wouldn't wish to come across after midnight.
The martian mechanic of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has allegedly been witnessed on one or
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two instances searching through garbage cans on a Neshanic Station street.
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Ghost Sightings From Neshanic Station
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Ghost Sightings From Neshanic Station
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
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