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The martian commander of an extraterrestrial spaceship has frequently been witnessed becoming visible in a mirror.
A gargantuan springbok is regularly observed in Bell Lake Park at midnight burying a dead body by a large rock.
An extraterrestrial voyager from outer space has been said to have been distinguished on one or two occasions sitting on a stool in a flat in the vicinity of National Park.
A gigantic budgerigar may be spotted time and again hovering across League Island in the early morning hours.
A gigantic ocelot has now and then been observed scrutinizing Horseshoe Shoal in detail before dawn.
The phantom of a gold-miner is from time to time witnessed at midnight sprinting after a passing car on a shady road in the vicinity of National Park. A number of of the folks who live here declare this ghost may well be a well-known former time local of National Park. Regardless of what, it's a frightening ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
An alien from another planet has been observed on a small number of occasions late at night floating down on Almonesson Creek.
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Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
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