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These are some lies we made up about Mount Tabor.
A space alien from space can be seen time and again hurling pebbles into Arrowhead Lake after midnight.
A big chilling ghost is occasionally seen in the early morning hours exploring Rockaway Valley in detail.
An extremely large quagga has purportedly been perceived on several occasions staring at the water by Birchwood Lake Dam late at night.
A gargantuan aoudad can every now and then be perceived by Beaver Brook hollowing out a crater.
The ghost of a chained up guy is frequently distinguished observing the vista from the summit of Bald Hill in the early morning hours.
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Ghost Sightings From Mount Tabor
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Ghost Sightings From Mount Tabor
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
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