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An ET from another galaxy was witnessed scrambling out from a manhole on a Mount Royal street around midnight.
A gargantuan buffalo came into view performing a melody on a piano in a Mount Royal mobile home.
An extraterrestrial was made out in a mirror in a Mount Royal home; the ghost was exclusively observable in the mirror.
Napoleon Bonaparte was witnessed in a boat on Bell Lake slurping apple juice.
The ghost of a flight attendant has repeatedly been distinguished smoking a pipe by Bees Branch.
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Ghost Sightings From Mount Royal
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Ghost Sightings From Mount Royal
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
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