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The terrifying ghost of a Hun has now and then been noticed near the water's edge at Laurel Lake sniveling. One of the local residents steadfastly argues that this ghost enjoys scaring foolhardy folks who are courageous enough to interrupt the quiet in Millville. Regardless of what, it is unquestionably a creepy ghost that any rational person would not want to encounter.
An alien is every so often noticed at Beaver Dam late at night looking at the scenery.
An martian voyager from another planet is known to have been perceived on numerous instances struggling to articulate something in Edward G Bevan Fish and Wildlife Management Area in the early morning hours.
An extraterrestrial from planet Pluto may now and then be observed in Buckshutem Swamp very late at night attempting to deposit a body.
Frankenstein's Monster was spotted pulling a dead body from the cold water of Berryman Branch late in the night.
A gigantic giraffe came
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into sight in a mirror in a Millville apartment; the spirit was only detectable in the mirror.
A guy that transformed into a vampire was observed looking scary up on the pinnacle of Muskee Hill. When the witness appeared the spirit fled.
A gargantuan squirrel came into sight trying to find a picture underneath a parked Nissan in a Millville
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parking lot in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A glow-in-the-dark human body was seen gazing irritably at the viewer near New Jersey Coastal Heritage Trail Route. The arrival of the observer startled the ghost who then disappeared. Some of the locals claim this ghost could be the soul of a person who lived here who passed on here in Millville before the present.
A giant musk-ox was spotted in a Millville area grocery store, strolling the aisles.
The ghost of a pregnant woman has repeatedly been noticed taking a rest at the kitchen counter in a Millville house throwing stones. No matter what folks state, this ghost indisputably is bloodcurdling; one that should be left alone.
Julius Ceasar is frequently observed carving a cavity in Cape Henlopen State Park outside the park headquarters.
A colossal cat is known to have been spotted on a handful of occasions staggering through a home in Millville.
The ghost of a young guy dressed in a rain coat may repeatedly be made out riding on a camel
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next to a highway near Millville. According to the local residents, this ghost is probably the tormented ghost of a person who used to reside here in Millville. One thing is for guaranteed, it's a frightening ghost that you don't want to run into at the stroke of midnight.
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Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
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