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These are some lies we made up about Milford.
An alien is known to have been perceived on several occasions staring at a man sleeping on the floor in a house in Milford.
A gigantic elk may regularly be seen trying on clothes in a Milford mobile home.
A Chupacabra can be observed very frequently turning toward the watcher in Hermit Hollow at the stroke of midnight.
A female with her left arm and right leg amputated has now and then been noticed yelling at the bystander to stay away in Ringing Rock before sunrise.
An alien explorer from another planet is occasionally distinguished on the summit of Gravel Hill at midnight gazing at the vista.
A soldier's outfit wandering around with no body in it may sometimes be perceived poking around in mailboxes around midnight in Milford.
A space alien from another planet was observed floating down Copper Creek in the early morning hours.
An extraterrestrial came into view by Nockamixon Cliffs trying to locate a glove.
A gargantuan
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armadillo came into sight in a Milford secondary school at the stroke of midnight wandering the halls.
An martian tourist from the cosmos was distinguished by Finesville Dam at midnight staring at the water.
The ghost of a civil war combatant was seen on the shore of Camp Marudy Lake reading a pamphlet. The eye witness escaped when he
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saw the spirit.
The ghost of a guy with a pentagram carved into his foot has frequently been witnessed in a mirror in a Milford mobile home; the phantom was only visible in the mirror. Regardless of what people utter, it's without a doubt a bloodcurdling phantom that should be shunned.
A massive mongoose has allegedly been witnessed on frequent instances in a house close to Milford.
A space man from planet Mars can regularly be perceived looking for a picture beside a parked Buick in a Milford parking lot at night.
The phantom of a severely mangled huntsman dragging a dead bear has once in a while been perceived in Delaware National Scenic River near the park headquarters trying to state something.
A space invader from another planet is now and then made out trying to touch something in Beltzville State Park quite near the ranger station.
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Ghost Sightings From Milford
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Ghost Sightings From Milford
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
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