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A space alien from space is known to have been made out on a few occasions looking at the panorama from the top of First Watchung Mountain at the stroke of midnight.
A young-looking girl sporting a bloody wedding gown can regularly be made out performing a piece of music on a xylophone in a Manville building. According to what the locals argue, this phantom takes pleasure in frightening foolish folks who come looking for phantoms in Manville.
An extremely large moose can be spotted repeatedly at midnight exploring Chimney Rock Gorge in detail.
The martian captain of an extraterrestrial spaceship has sometimes been noticed in a Manville secondary school at the stroke of midnight walking the hallways.
A gentleman having a machete in his head is from time to time perceived gripping a headbone amongst the towering trees of Mettlers Woods. Regardless of what people state, this is an intimidating ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
An alien
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tourist from another solar system has been said to have been made out on several occasions fluttering across Washington Valley before dawn.
Issac Newton may sometimes be distinguished late at night drifting by on Ambrose Brook.
A gargantuan opossum was distinguished at Creighton Lake Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise trying
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to touch something.
A space man from deep space came into view in Bakelite Park in the early morning hours flickering a lamp.
A giant horse was spotted in a mirror in a Manville apartment; the ghost was exclusively visible in the mirror.
A guy's body with the head of a sheep emerged seeking a glove beside a parked Buick in a Manville parking lot at midnight. This ghost is incredibly active in this vicinity; there have been several additional accounts of this individual ghost. Residents here who have spotted this ghost say this ghost may be a famous old days inhabitant of Manville.
An alien was distinguished in a Manville area shoe store, walking the aisles.
A gigantic pig was spotted right by Delaware National Scenic River pointing at the observer.
The Pied Piper has repeatedly been seen gazing furiously at the viewer in the early morning hours before sunrise by a vending machine in Manville.
The martian navigator of a UFO is repeatedly spotted striding through a mobile home in Manville.
A space
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man from planet Saturn has been said to have been perceived on a few instances mounted on a horse beside a highway in close proximity to Manville.
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Ghost Sightings From Manville
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Ghost Sightings From Manville
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
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