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These are some lies we made up about Mahwah.
One of the three Little Pigs has repeatedly been noticed in a clothing store in the Mahwah vicinity.
A somewhat rotten human dead body is often seen trying on socks in a Mahwah flat. It has been argued that this precise phantom is most likely the undeceased phantom of a local person who used to have a house here in Mahwah. Nonetheless, it is indisputably a scary ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
A woman ablaze, carrying a fuel bottle is rumored to have been perceived on a few occasions concealing a cadaver by a large rock in Darlington County Park around midnight.
An martian voyager from deep space can often be seen in Havemeyer Hollow in the early morning hours reasoning.
The spirit of a young air force pilot may be noticed often giving a guided excursion of Hawk Rock to a crowd of spirits on a dark night.
A young-looking girl in a bloody prom dress is every now and then observed by Allendale Brook shuffling orbs about.
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In any case, this ghost sure is bloodcurdling; one that should be let alone.
A man having a sword in his head has allegedly been seen on a handful of occasions surveying the surroundings from the pinnacle of Bald Mountain late in the night. No matter what, this is an antagonistic spirit that is rather not disrupted.
A man's body having
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the head of a dog may sometimes be witnessed gazing over The Bowl late in the night. Based on what the residents claim, this ghost is the undead spirit of a long dead Mahwah resident.
An alien from another galaxy has regularly been witnessed staring furiously at the onlooker down by the waterfront at Anona Lake.
The ghost of a gentleman holding a sword is regularly noticed crawling out from a manhole on a Mahwah street after midnight.
A very large warthog is known to have been spotted on several instances snooping in mailboxes at midnight in Mahwah.
Plato may be perceived time and again looking at the water by Bear Swamp Lake Dam late in the night.
The ghost of a female having a name cut into her foot has every so often been observed at North Cape very late at night gazing down into the water. Lots of locals allege this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was killed while passing through Mahwah many years ago.
A huge dormouse is every now and then observed on a dark night flying over the Ramapo Mountains.
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cyclop has been said to have been perceived on numerous instances in a Mahwah highschool at the stroke of midnight marching the halls.
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Ghost Sightings From Mahwah
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A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
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