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These are some lies we made up about Lyndhurst.
A huge waterbuck showed up by Ackermans Creek howling at the viewer to disappear.
A military uniform marching around with no body in it was distinguished in the early morning hours before sunrise crawling out of Eight Day Swamp covered in dirty water. Panic stricken by the onlookers the ghost receded into the darkness. In any case, it indisputably is a menacing phantom that should be shunned.
The phantom of a civil war soldier showed up chucking stones up on Laurel Hill. When spotted the ghost moved toward the witness who then fled.
An extremely large platypus was spotted staring at the water by Dundee Dam at night.
Little Red Riding Hood was noticed obliterating a map among the trees of Schmidts Woods.
A huge porcupine has frequently been made out in Alonzo F Bonsal Wildlife Preserve at night burying a corpse by a sizeable rock.
A space alien is repeatedly perceived trying to find a glove beside the water at Droyers Point.
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gargantuan puma can often be seen mounted on a horse alongside a highway near Lyndhurst.
The extraterrestrial commander of a UFO has sometimes been observed at a pay phone in Lyndhurst using the telephone.
The spirit of an appallingly burned female is every so often seen reading a pamphlet near the water's edge at Hackensack Reservoir
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Number Two. If you talk to the local residents, this spirit can be the spirit of a local who passed on here in Lyndhurst a long time ago.
The spirit of an engine driver has been said to have been perceived on a handful of instances striding through a Lyndhurst neighborhood burial ground.
The ghost of a terribly mangled hunter dragging a dead coyote has repeatedly been spotted hanging out in a neglected villa in Lyndhurst.
Henry VIII is regularly witnessed standing by a desolate highway near Lyndhurst.
The ghost of a young woman with a cord around her neck may repeatedly be witnessed mounted on a moped on a gloomy road outside Lyndhurst. No matter what, this is an unlikable ghost that is preferably not disturbed.
An extremely large lynx can be distinguished frequently in a Lyndhurst trailer.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another planet has sometimes been made out pacing along a deserted highway right next door to Lyndhurst.
An extraterrestrial from the Moon is once in a while spotted in Anthony
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Wayne Recreation Area outside the ranger station flashing a light.
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Ghost Sightings From Lyndhurst
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Ghost Sightings From Lyndhurst
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
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