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The ghost of an aged prospector with a sizeable mustache and a wooden leg is known to have been witnessed on numerous instances beside the water's edge at Mohawk Pond struggling to express something. A woman who lives here claims that this phantom is that of a local person who settled here in Little Silver long ago.
An ET from Saturn can every now and then be spotted at Eatontown Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise enjoying the scenery.
An alien from another world was noticed in a mirror in a Little Silver flat; the ghost was solely perceptible in the mirror.
A gigantic chamois showed up throwing bricks into the stream at Branchport Creek very late at night.
The extraterrestrial crew member of a UFO was perceived scrambling out of Black Point Creek drenched in filth late in the night.
The ghost of an old lady hauling a gun came into view down by the water at Atlantic Highlands Yacht Harbor calling out people's names.
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When perceived the phantom came within reach of the witness who then escaped.
A Plateosaurus was observed turning toward the witness up on the peak of Garrett Hill.
An martian tourist from another planet was observed down near Kepwel Spring around midnight screaming at the observer to stay away.
An alien from planet Mercury has
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repeatedly been spotted at Highlands Beach taking a night-time dip.
A massive peccary is often made out in a mobile home near Little Silver.
An alien from space has been spotted on numerous instances in Shrewsbury Rocks late in the night burrowing a gap.
The ghost of a flight attendant may be perceived time and again in Deep Cut County Park before sunrise mounding pieces of wood. One thing is for sure, it undoubtedly is a frightening ghost that you don't want to come across before dawn.
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Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
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