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Little Ferry, New Jersey Lies | |
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These are some lies we made up about Little Ferry.
The ghost of a lady having half her head missing was made out in Amman Park on a dark night smoking a pipe. Frightened by the witnesses the phantom withdrew into the night. In any event, this is an unpleasant phantom that should be stayed away from.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an extraterrestrial spacecraft emerged struggling out of Eight Day Swamp soaked in dirty water in the early morning hours.
A massive wombat was distinguished underneath a frightening tall tree in Schmidts Woods holding a human skull.
An martian tourist from another part of the galaxy was made out dragging a dead body from the freezing water of Ackermans Creek in the early morning hours.
Snow White has often been made out in a Little Ferry apartment.
An extraterrestrial from planet Pluto is frequently spotted in a motor boat on Hackensack Reservoir Number One flickering a lamp.
A colossal porcupine has been said to have been spotted on numerous occasions
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meditating down by the water at Days Point.
Henry VIII can regularly be witnessed up on Kings Bluff frightening folks.
A very large alligator may be witnessed repeatedly marching down a deserted road close to Little Ferry.
A lady with a knife in her head has sometimes been made out beside the shore at Hazard Beach pointing at the
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witness.
A drifting spirit is once in a while perceived at Dundee Dam before sunrise enjoying the view.
The ghost of a plane pilot has been said to have been observed on a handful of instances emerging in a bedroom mirror.
The scary ghost of a conquistador may every now and then be spotted in the early morning hours rushing after a passing Pontiac on a murky highway in close proximity to Little Ferry. One of the folks who live here strongly alleges that this ghost is possibly the tormented ghost of a resident who used to live here in Little Ferry.
A colossal dugong has frequently been made out in the backseat of a pickup by the driver distinguishing the ghost in his rear view mirror at night.
A man that turned into a vampire is repeatedly observed by a woman hiking along a trail in the vicinity of Little Ferry.
A cyclop can often be perceived in Anthony Wayne Recreation Area quite near the park headquarters eating a burger.
A space man from another solar system can be observed very often seated
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on a bench in a mobile home in Little Ferry.
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Ghost Sightings From Little Ferry
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Ghost Sightings From Little Ferry
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
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