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These are some lies we made up about Leonardo.
An enormous lamb has allegedly been distinguished on numerous instances on the summit of Garrett Hill after midnight staring at the vista.
A minotaur may now and then be witnessed at Atlantic Highlands Yacht Harbor before sunrise staring down into the water.
An ET from outer space was made out on a Leonardo residential road at night.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an alien spacecraft was made out enjoying the landscape at Poricy Dam before sunrise.
A colossal fox appeared bass fishing from the shore of Mohawk Pond on a dark night.
A big creepy giant was witnessed staring at an old woman sleeping in a bed in a mobile home in Leonardo.
A lady with her legs separated was spotted in Deep Cut County Park at night tossing chunks of concrete. The ghost was ingested by the night after being made out. One of the local residents decisively claims that this phantom takes pleasure in terrifying unwise folks who are bold enough to disrupt the calm in Leonardo.
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Ghost Sightings From Leonardo
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
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