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These are some lies we made up about Lebanon.
A lady's body with a skunk's head has sometimes been perceived peeping through flat windows in Lebanon very late at night. It has been said that this exact ghost is that of a local resident who resided here in Lebanon in the past. In any case, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that you wouldn't want to run into late at night.
A space invader from planet Mercury is once in a while noticed monitoring the view from the highest spot of Cushetunk Mountain after midnight.
A space alien from another solar system is known to have been seen on one or two instances watching television in a Lebanon living room after midnight.
The extraterrestrial captain of an alien spaceship can once in a while be distinguished rummaging around in garbage container on a Lebanon lane.
A very large rabbit was perceived terrifying people in Ken Lockwood Gorge Wildlife Management Area at the stroke of midnight.
An extraterrestrial traveler from space appeared hurling stones into
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Echo Lake in the early morning hours.
An extraterrestrial from deep space was witnessed hovering in the air like a helium balloon in Lebanon.
A space invader showed up appearing frightening by Allerton Creek.
The alien technician of a UFO was observed staring crossly at the eye witness down near Fox Hill Spring late in the night.
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partially decayed human body has regularly been seen at Clinton Mills Dam at night taking pleasure in the landscape.
A giant dugong has supposedly been perceived on frequent occasions gazing at a woman slumbering on a couch in a flat in Lebanon.
Bigfoot can be distinguished repeatedly trying on a shirt in a Lebanon house.
The phantom of a planter dressed in a worn hat is once in a while perceived quite near the entrance to Delaware National Scenic River devastating a box. If you listen to the local residents, this phantom likes scaring unwise people who have the nerve to disturb the tranquility in Lebanon. No matter what, it's undoubtedly a creepy ghost that any commonsensical person would not want to encounter.
The ghost of a youthful air force pilot has been said to have been witnessed on a small number of occasions in Delaware Water Gap National Recreation Area near the ranger station gulping blood from a bottle.
An alien explorer from deep space can now and then be made out climbing out from a storm drain on a Lebanon avenue in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A colossal mole has often been seen nosing around in mailboxes on a dark night in Lebanon.
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Ghost Sightings From Lebanon
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Ghost Sightings From Lebanon
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
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