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The ghost of a young-looking guy sporting a confederate uniform was noticed down next to the water at Andrew Point pointing at the watcher. When the viewer came into view the ghost fled.
The martian navigator of an alien spacecraft has often been noticed dragging a cadaver from the cold water of Applegate Creek before dawn.
A space invader from planet Saturn is regularly made out at Gap Cove before dawn going bananas.
An alien from another world has allegedly been witnessed on frequent instances flinging stones by the waterfront at Chadwick Beach.
An extremely large parrot may repeatedly be noticed scrambling out of Marsh Baywood covered in mud at midnight.
The alien pilot of an extraterrestrial spaceship can be distinguished often posting a container at a Lavallette post office.
The ghost of a tied up guy is every now and then witnessed sipping blood from a container in Bay Lea Park before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Lavallette
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
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