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These are some lies we made up about Lafayette.
A giant pronghorn has purportedly been spotted on a small number of occasions soaring across Germany Flats at the stroke of midnight.
The ghost of a flight attendant may now and then be observed around midnight sprinting after a passing pickup on a dark road near Lafayette.
The ghost of an elderly cleaning lady has often been distinguished taking pleasure in the panorama at Balesville Dam before dawn. If you listen to what the locals allege, this phantom is the struggling soul of a long dead Lafayette person who lived here. In any case, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that you wouldn't want to bump into in the early morning hours.
A dark crow that transformed into a lady is often noticed by Culvers Creek burrowing an opening. No matter what, it undoubtedly is a menacing ghost that any sane person wouldn't want to meet.
William Shakespeare has supposedly been observed on one or two instances examining the view from the pinnacle of Pimple Hills late in the night.
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space alien from another world can often be seen fluttering across the Pimple Hills late in the night.
A space man may be distinguished very often in the rear seat of a Pontiac by the driver witnessing the ghost in her rear view mirror before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Lafayette
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
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