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These are some lies we made up about Jersey City.
A gigantic rhinoceros is often seen reasoning at Rock Breakwater late in the night.
A big frightening beast has allegedly been witnessed on a few occasions in Arlington Park late at night hauling a body across the ground.
An army outfit pacing around with no body in it may be perceived frequently in Jersey Flats very late at night appearing scary.
The ghost of a badly charred female is once in a while seen standing by a desolate highway near Jersey City.
The ghost of a guy having a pentagram cut into his forehead is known to have been spotted on a few occasions soaring over Morris Canal Basin at midnight. A local person alleges that this ghost is that of a local person who settled here in Jersey City many years ago.
A space man can sometimes be spotted being carried by a bicycle on a dark highway near Jersey City.
The ghost of a terribly mangled hunter dragging a dead bear was perceived by Anderson Creek hollowing out a cavity.
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Numerous reports of this phantom have been conveyed.
The phantom of a young-looking lady with a wire around her neck came into view down by the water at Castle Point annihilating a book. Several folks in the vicinity have had equivalent incidents involving an identical ghost.
The martian captain of an extraterrestrial spacecraft was witnessed
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monitoring the panorama from the apex of Kings Bluff before dawn.
A guy without a head materialized heaving rocks into Hackensack Reservoir Number One at night. This ghost is exceptionally active in this vicinity; there have been a few additional reports of this precise ghost.
A very large muskrat was noticed in a flat in Jersey City.
A massive burro was distinguished in a Jersey City building.
An extraterrestrial traveler from deep space has repeatedly been noticed marching along a desolate road in close proximity to Jersey City.
A fantastically scary ghost is repeatedly seen coming into view in a restroom mirror.
The ghost of an elderly lady hauling a firearm has supposedly been distinguished on several instances gazing by the entrance to Anthony Wayne Recreation Area. One of the locals decisively claims that this ghost takes pleasure in terrifying people who are bold enough to interrupt the serenity in Jersey City.
A space invader from the cosmos may often be spotted near the entrance to Delaware
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National Scenic River attempting to grasp something.
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Ghost Sightings From Jersey City
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Ghost Sightings From Jersey City
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
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