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  About 2 months ago I was walking on Glen Arden between Nantucket and Smith CT when this strange creature jumped in front of a parked car. It was about 3, maybe 4 feet tall and was covered in fur. It looked like a gremlin but it was wearing a spacesuit or something.
I was drinking some muscle milk because I just left the gym and I am really big and strong and the thing started to chase me. Then I fell and spilled my muscle milk. Then the creature said I am Erur.
He started to follow me again and then I throw my other muscle milk at him and it hit him but then he opened it up and drank it. Then he
    pulled out a walkman and jumped on a parked car. It's good that he did that because I would have roughed him up.

So now whenever I am there I always carry at least 3 muscle milks and a flashlight.
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