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An extraterrestrial from another planet has purportedly been distinguished on many instances slurping blood from a cup by Cranberry Gut.
The phantom of a mail carrier can repeatedly be observed at Bowkers Run before dawn throwing chunks of concrete into the flowing water.
An extraterrestrial may be noticed often drinking orange juice in Heislerville Fish and Wildlife Management Area late at night.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another planet has occasionally been seen coming into sight in a bedroom mirror.
A guy's body with the head of a lizard is every so often distinguished soaring over Basket Flat late at night. Some of the folks who live in this town assert this phantom gets pleasure from frightening folks who are brave enough to interrupt the silence in Heislerville. One thing is for certain, this ghost certainly is chilling; one that is rather not messed with.
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Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
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