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These are some lies we made up about Hampton.
A space man from the cosmos is frequently witnessed floating in the air like a helium balloon in Hampton.
The phantom of a guy with names carved into his head is known to have been observed on frequent occasions trying to locate a bag up on the top of Mount Kipp.
A massive antelope can often be made out in Capoolong Wildlife Management Area at night gulping orange juice.
A very large monkey may be spotted time and again staring at an old woman snoozing in a bed in an apartment in Hampton.
The phantom of an engine driver has now and then been perceived at the stroke of midnight floating down Allerton Creek.
A lady devoid of a head is occasionally noticed trying on socks in a Hampton flat. Residents declare that this ghost enjoys terrifying foolhardy people who come trying to locate ghosts in Hampton. Either way, this ghost unquestionably is creepy; one that any reasonable person wouldn't want to meet.
The ghost of a young-looking
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lady with a cable around her neck has supposedly been seen on one or two instances at Angens Pond Dam before sunrise taking in the surroundings. One of the residents firmly argues that this ghost can be the soul of a resident who passed on here in Hampton in the past.
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Ghost Sightings From Hampton
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Ghost Sightings From Hampton
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
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