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These are some lies we made up about Green Village.
A colossal gila monster is rumored to have been distinguished on several occasions gazing at folks in a Green Village flat through a door crack.
A massive tiger may sometimes be spotted in a deserted place near Green Village.
The spirit of a gentleman gripping a sword has regularly been made out at night scrambling out of Black Meadows covered in filth. Regardless of what people state, it's a chilling ghost that you wouldn't want to bump into in the early morning hours.
The alien mechanic of an extraterrestrial spaceship is regularly noticed at Eden Mill Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise smoking a cigar.
A space man from Jupiter is rumored to have been seen on a few occasions in the middle of Black Brook reading a newspaper.
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Ghost Sightings From Green Village
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Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
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