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These are some lies we made up about Gillette.
William Shakespeare has purportedly been perceived on frequent instances dragging a corpse from the chilly water of Black Brook at night.
The extraterrestrial crew member of a UFO can from time to time be noticed fly fishing from the shore of Best Lake in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A man with a sword in his head was witnessed browsing through the freezer in the kitchen of a Gillette apartment at midnight. The ghost spoke of avenging a homicide.
The ghost of a delivery man materialized struggling to utter something at Mount Kemble Lake Dam late at night. The viewer got freaked out and ran off. No matter what, this spirit certainly is menacing; one that is better not disrupted.
An enormous addax was witnessed in Burnham Park at night dragging a body through some bushes.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another planet was noticed scaring people by Washington Rock.
A Chupacabra was perceived up on Blachleys Hill pushing orbs about.
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Ghost Sightings From Gillette
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
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