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A man with a big hole through his upper body is once in a while seen in Beaverdam Branch screaming people's names. Well, this is an unfriendly ghost that is preferably not interrupted.
A gentleman with the head of a devil has been perceived on many occasions in Glassboro Fish and Wildlife Management Area at night dragging a cadaver across the dirt. A local person claims that this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was killed while driving through Franklinville some decades ago. In any event, it's a chilling ghost that you do not want to meet very late at night.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart has frequently been made out in a mirror in a Franklinville mobile home; the ghost was only to be seen in the mirror.
A gargantuan raccoon has supposedly been distinguished on one or two instances going crazy at Crystal Spring Lake Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An extremely large ferret may regularly be distinguished at the waterfront at
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Crystal Spring Lake carving a gap.
An ET from another solar system can be seen over and over again seeking a box beneath a parked car in a Franklinville parking lot very late at night.
A very large monkey is occasionally seen devastating a hat around midnight on a sidewalk in Franklinville.
A sizeable scary ogre has supposedly
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been witnessed on numerous instances relaxing at a table in a Franklinville residence trying to locate an object.
A space man may every now and then be distinguished riding on a steed down a road near Franklinville.
A very large steer was noticed outside Bellevue State Park smoking a pipe.
The extraterrestrial commander of an extraterrestrial spaceship showed up reading a pamphlet by the entrance to Delaware & Lehigh National Heritage Corridor.
A semi decayed human cadaver was made out at a coin operated phone in Franklinville using the phone. Several people nearby have had similar incidents involving an identical phantom. One of the residents definitely asserts that this ghost is that of a local who had a home here in Franklinville some decades ago.
An extraterrestrial from Jupiter was observed walking through a Franklinville vicinity graveyard.
A space invader from another planet was seen hanging out in an uninhabited farmhouse in Franklinville.
A colossal ground hog has repeatedly been witnessed mounted
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on a scooter on a dark road in the neighborhood of Franklinville.
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Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
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