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These are some lies we made up about Flemington.
A gargantuan dormouse is frequently made out talking into the night as if someone besides was present.
The ghost of a planter wearing a straw hat is rumored to have been seen on several instances by Rockefellows Mills Dam before dawn staring at the water. Based on what the locals say, this ghost is the struggling spirit of a former Flemington resident. No matter what, it is certainly a menacing spirit that you do not want to run into in the early morning hours.
A space alien from the Moon can regularly be witnessed peeking through mobile home windows in Flemington at night.
A Yeti can be noticed repeatedly searching for a photo in a row boat on Echo Lake.
A giant frog has from time to time been made out on the pinnacle of Cushetunk Mountain very late at night viewing the landscape.
A colossal fish is every now and then made out by Allerton Creek smoking a cigar.
A space alien from another world has supposedly been observed on a handful
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of instances watching TV in a Flemington living room very late at night.
The alien crew member of a UFO may once in a while be perceived in Capoolong Wildlife Management Area late at night holding a human headbone.
A space alien from Venus has often been seen on a Flemington street at midnight.
A space alien from another solar
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system is often observed gazing at a guy sleeping in an armchair in a building in Flemington.
The ghost of a young-looking air force pilot can frequently be seen trying to capture something in Delaware National Scenic River by the park headquarters.
A young girl dressed in a bloody prom dress may be perceived very frequently twinkling a light quite near Delaware Water Gap National Recreation Area.
A space alien has once in a while been spotted in a store in the Flemington vicinity.
A sizeable creepy monster is every so often perceived trying on shoes in a Flemington trailer.
A female with a green face has been said to have been noticed on numerous occasions snooping in mailboxes very late at night in Flemington. People who have spotted this phantom argue this phantom is the phantom of a visitor that was murdered while traveling through Flemington many years ago.
A man having a spear in his head may occasionally be distinguished playing a tune on an accordion in a Flemington trailer.
A very
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large gopher was made out in a Flemington secondary school late in the night wandering the halls.
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Ghost Sightings From Flemington
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Ghost Sightings From Flemington
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
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