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A gargantuan yak was distinguished snooping in mailboxes very late at night in Estell Manor.
A partially see-through gentleman clad as the skipper of a vessel appeared in Belleplain State Forest late at night shouting at a tree. There are many reports involving this ghost in the neighborhood. If you listen to what the folks who live here declare, this ghost is almost certainly the undead ghost of a local person who used to have a home here in Estell Manor.
The phantom of a young gentleman dressed in a confederate uniform was spotted covering a cadaver by a big boulder in Atlantic County Park before sunrise. Many accounts of this spirit have been reported. One thing is for certain, it in all certainty is a scary spirit that you do not want to meet on a dark night.
A space invader was spotted tossing stones into the flowing water at Abrams Creek at night.
The phantom of a strapped up gentleman has regularly been noticed playing a song on a harmonica in an Estell Manor trailer. In any case, this spirit unquestionably is bloodcurdling; one that any sane person would not want to encounter.
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Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
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