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These are some lies we made up about Egg Harbor Township.
A giant chimpanzee emerged at the shore at Bargaintown Pond howling at the eye witness to stay away.
The spirit of an engine driver was observed at a pay phone in Egg Harbor Township using the telephone. When the witness emerged the ghost ran away. Whichever way, this ghost undoubtedly is menacing; one that should be avoided.
A very large parrot was distinguished marching through an Egg Harbor Township area burial ground.
An alien from planet Venus was observed staring at the water by Absalom Doughty Pond Dam before sunrise.
An ET from another world has repeatedly been perceived having an apple in All Wars Memorial Park in the early morning hours.
The alien mechanic of a UFO is often perceived swallowing soda pop down a desolate highway near Egg Harbor Township in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The phantom of an awfully mangled hunter dragging a dead cougar is known to have been noticed on several instances
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at Ables Run at the stroke of midnight chucking bricks into the stream.
An alien from Venus may repeatedly be witnessed standing by a deserted highway in the neighborhood of Egg Harbor Township.
A woman without a head can be distinguished over and over again in a mobile home in Egg Harbor Township.
An extraterrestrial from another
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planet has every now and then been observed staring down into the water at Lakes Bay around midnight.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an extraterrestrial spaceship is occasionally seen howling by Turtle Gut.
The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs can every so often be made out in New Jersey Coastal Heritage Trail Route near the ranger station staring.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another part of the galaxy has frequently been made out in an Egg Harbor Township home.
An extremely large kinkajou is repeatedly made out staggering beside a secluded highway near Egg Harbor Township.
A space man from another part of the galaxy is known to have been spotted on several instances becoming visible in a closet mirror.
Galileo can often be observed in the early morning hours before sunrise following a passing Ford on a dark road right next door to Egg Harbor Township.
The spirit of a young woman with a rope around her neck may be made out frequently in the rear seat of a Ford by the driver observing
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the spirit in his rear view mirror before sunrise. One of the people who live here definitely claims that this ghost may very well be a recognized old days native of Egg Harbor Township.
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Ghost Sightings From Egg Harbor Township
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Ghost Sightings From Egg Harbor Township
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
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