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These are some lies we made up about Dorothy.
The ghost of a youthful cowboy is rumored to have been observed on several instances gazing furiously at the witness by a streetlamp in Dorothy.
The ghost of a silver-miner can from time to time be made out in Atlantic County Park in the early morning hours concealing a corpse by a big boulder.
An alien from another solar system was witnessed hurling chunks of concrete down beside the water at Lake Lenape.
A woman with a moderately see-through body appeared staring at the water by Lake Lenape Dam late in the night. When seen the ghost approached the onlooker who then ran off. One of the residents confidently asserts that this spirit likes terrifying unwise people who come trying to locate spirits in Dorothy.
A colossal bear was spotted floating down on Big Neal Branch after midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Dorothy
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Ghost Sightings From Dorothy
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
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