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These are some lies we made up about Dayton.
Napoleon Bonaparte is known to have been seen on numerous instances marching from residence to residence after midnight on a Dayton street.
An extraterrestrial from planet Pluto can frequently be noticed by Pigeon Swamp flashing a light.
An ET from outer space may be spotted repeatedly at Brainerd Lake Dam at the stroke of midnight taking pleasure in the panorama.
A colossal whale has sometimes been spotted beneath a frightening tree in Unami Woods frightening people.
A beheaded gentleman is once in a while seen flinging chunks of concrete into the flow at Beaverdam Brook in the early morning hours. A resident declares that this ghost loves startling unwise folks who come trying to locate ghosts in Dayton.
A Centrosaurus can occasionally be noticed down by the water at Farrington Lake looking scary.
A female with her right arm and left leg cut off was seen dragging a body over the grass in Babbage Park at night. The ghost was swallowed
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by the thin air after being perceived. One thing is for guaranteed, it undeniably is a scary spirit that should be steered clear of.
An army outfit wandering around devoid of a body in it showed up searching through the closet in the bedroom of a Dayton building on a dark night. Panic stricken by the bystanders the ghost made its way into the
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dark. Whichever way, this ghost certainly is menacing; one that is preferably not disturbed.
The phantom of a civil war warrior was spotted looking at folks in a Dayton house through an air vent. When observed the ghost came near the onlooker who then fled. In any case, this is an antagonistic ghost that you don't want to come across very late at night.
The martian mechanic of a UFO materialized in a wild area in the neighborhood of Dayton.
The ghost of an appallingly scorched lady was witnessed mailing a package at a Dayton post office. There are several testimonies with reference to this ghost in the area.
A massive panther was noticed looking for a photo in Delaware National Scenic River near the ranger station.
The ghost of a gentleman with names cut into his back has often been perceived discussing into the thin air as if someone besides was in attendance. No matter what, it's a frightening ghost that any rational person wouldn't wish to encounter.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another galaxy is regularly made out walking a dog at the stroke of midnight on a dark Dayton lane.
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Ghost Sightings From Dayton
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Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
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