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These are some lies we made up about Cream Ridge.
The ghost of a bum can often be observed spending time in an uninhabited house in Cream Ridge. A local alleges that this ghost is perhaps the undeceased ghost of a person who used to dwell here in Cream Ridge.
The ghost of an elderly witch can be spotted over and over again in Assunpink Creek Fish and Wildlife Management Area at midnight covering a cadaver by a large boulder. Anyhow, this is a horrible ghost that should be steered clear of.
A woman's body having a raccoon's head has sometimes been observed being carried by a moped on a shady highway close to Cream Ridge. One of the locals definitely asserts that this phantom is the undeceased soul of a long departed Cream Ridge local. In any case, it's a scary spirit that is preferably not messed with.
A partly rotten human corpse is now and then distinguished smoking a pipe up on the highest spot of Disbrows Hill. No matter what people articulate, it's sure a menacing ghost that you wouldn't wish
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to run into on a dark night.
Rapunzel has supposedly been distinguished on a handful of occasions in the early morning hours drifting by on Buckhole Creek.
A gargantuan kitten may now and then be spotted staring at the water by Cassville Dam late in the night.
A space invader from the cosmos has regularly been witnessed seeking something next to the shore at Cassville Lake.
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Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
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