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These are some lies we made up about Cranford.
A female with a spear in her head has frequently been observed in a Cranford secondary school late at night strolling the corridors. A man who lives here argues that this ghost is the undeceased spirit of a long forgotten Cranford local.
The spirit of a young-looking Indian combatant has been made out on one or two instances at Bloodgoods Pond Dam at midnight looking at the view.
A huge rabbit may repeatedly be perceived reflecting down by the shore at Echo Lake.
The phantom of a plane pilot may be distinguished frequently in a mirror in a Cranford trailer; the phantom was solely noticeable in the mirror. One of the locals steadfastly asserts that this ghost is that of a local resident who existed here in Cranford many years ago. Regardless of what folks articulate, this phantom unquestionably is bloodcurdling; one that is preferably not messed with.
An alien from Pluto has sometimes been perceived in Ash Brook Swamp Reservation around
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midnight burying a body by a large boulder.
An ET from deep space is every now and then made out next to Maple Falls before sunrise appearing creepy.
The ghost of a strong lumberjack clutching a big axe has been said to have been seen on a handful of instances turning toward the viewer up on the peak of Nook Hill.
An extraterrestrial
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may every so often be made out by Hawk Hill staring irritably at the watcher.
A colossal llama has frequently been made out in a mobile home in the vicinity of Cranford.
The frightening spirit of a Barbarian is regularly seen creeping out of Ash Brook Swamp drenched in mud in the early morning hours. Some of the folks who live here claim this ghost gets pleasure from startling foolhardy folks who come trying to locate ghosts in Cranford.
A man that turned into a vampire has purportedly been witnessed on one or two instances hauling a dead body from the cold water of Beech Brook late at night. Any which way, this is an intimidating ghost that you wouldn't wish to bump into around midnight.
An martian vacationer from another world can be distinguished frequently trying to find a book under a parked Ford in a Cranford parking lot at midnight.
An alien from planet Neptune has occasionally been observed in a Cranford area auto part store, marching the aisles.
A space invader from another planet is sometimes
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perceived trying to find a shoe at night by a vending machine in Cranford.
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Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
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