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The spirit of an aged guy with a huge gray mustache was observed on the highest spot of Taylors Mountain in the early morning hours before sunrise staring at the panorama. The appearance of the onlooker frightened the ghost who then vanished. It's been argued that this individual ghost is that of a local who settled here in Cookstown many years ago.
A gigantic lion was spotted in a hardware store in the Cookstown area.
A massive aardvark has often been seen trying on clothes in a Cookstown building.
The ghost of a guy in armed forces attire has been perceived on frequent occasions by Amphibious Lake Dam in the early morning hours gazing at the water. If you listen to what the local residents argue, this ghost enjoys frightening folks who come trying to locate ghosts in Cookstown.
The martian mechanic of a UFO can be witnessed over and over again struggling out from a drain hole on a Cookstown residential street around midnight.
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Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
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